Category Archives: Deep Thoughts
I Got a Grandma
This weekend a few friends and I were rocking out to the Positive K album. You know the one, “The Skills Dat Pay Da Bills”. Anyways we found that the song “I Got a Man” worked nicely with a slight … Continue reading
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“Ode to My Toothbrush”
“Ode to My Toothbrush” By now you’ve heard the rumors. My abuse, my negligence. It’s true. I’m sorry. We are cruel giants, manipulative of your appliance. Baby, lets relish the now. Do it once more. I applaud your lonely charity. … Continue reading
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My Energy Drink Addiction
You know you’re addicted to energy drinks when every time you get gas, or pass a gas station for that matter, you wonder what energy drinks they have. It has gotten to the point where I know which gas stations … Continue reading
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Fact = Poop
So I was writing some copy and went to dictionary.com to find some synonyms for the word fact. Poop is a synonym for fact. Is this for real?
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Shitty Ideas
Ok, this whole Green movement has gone too far. I’m all about recycling, saving the environment and whatnot, but recycled toilet paper is too much. My roommate just bought some Seventh Generation toilet paper and this stuff is awful. It’s basically … Continue reading
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Symmetry of the Pirate
Tired of thinking about the Mortgage Bailout? Well, lets think about something a little more pressing, shall we? Can someone please explain to me why pirates are so damn asymmetric. There’s the eye patch, the peg leg, the earring, the hook, the parrot, and … Continue reading
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Jesus the Capricorn
I’m not really religious. And I don’t follow horoscopes. So I don’t know why I found this interesting, but i did. Sometimes I really can’t explain why these things rattle around up there. Anyways, Jesus was a Capricorn (December 22 … Continue reading
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Transformers = Condoms
You know what? I’m just gonna come out and say it. Condoms are like Transformers. Anyone feel me on this? Wait let me explain right quick, before you click “back”. I never really was feeling the Transformers when I was … Continue reading
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