I Got a Grandma

This weekend a few friends and I were rocking out to the Positive K album. You know the one, “The Skills Dat Pay Da Bills”. Anyways we found that the song “I Got a Man” worked nicely with a slight copy edit. Go ahead and change all the ‘Man’s with ‘Grandma’s.

Here are the highlights:

I got a Gram
I’m not tryin to hear that see
I got a Gram
What’s your Gram got to do with me?

Well hey I think you’re bluffing
Well I’ma call my Grandma
Well I can get a bran-muffin

Well look I’ll treat you good
My Grandma treats me better
I talk sweet on the phone
My Grandma writes me letters
I’ll tell you that I want you, and tell you that I care
My Grandma says the same except she’s sincere
Well I’m clean cut and dapper, that’s what I’m about
My Grandma buys me things and she takes me out
Well you can keep your Grandma, cause I don’t go that route

So when your Grandma don’t treat you like she used to
I kick in like a turbo booster
You want lovin you don’t have to ask when
Your Grandma’s a headache, I’ll be your aspirin

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